To Me And Other Infantile Individuals

I’ve received a bit of input. It has been suggested that perhaps I’ve been a bit too cold, perhaps rather detached. Allow me to re-evaluate my decision to investigate abstract matters.

Okay, I’ve done a bit of concrete investigation, and here is what wisdom I found:

As it happens, the world is fantastic! I mean, just look at a cloud, and tell me you don’t see its beauty. That’s right. You can’t! And look at a flower with a plump little bee sipping the sweet nectar within. You cannot tell me that isn’t just the most astounding thing you’ve ever witnessed!

And PUPPIES!!! Need I say more?

While you’re at it, look at a baby. Look at that baby’s chubby cheeks and short limbs. Ugh, adorable!

But what about actual people? I mean, we’re the best, for sure!

Look at those young-adults enjoying [ANESTHETIC: 13]. Those little rascals, always having a fun time. How precious!

And don’t even get me started on those adolescents. Just look at those cuties [ACTION: AESTHETIC_MODIFICATION_479] themselves to align with their [NOTION: IDENTIFICATION / SUBJECTIVE]. Physical presentation is the most true thing about us, after all. We are all so beautiful!

But, to be fair, if they ever get bored of that, they do [CALAMITIES: TYPE_0, TYPE_1 / CONDEMNABLE], sometimes in public places. Ahhh, freedom: Will at its finest, eh? But I mean, what a time they’re having otherwise!

Oh, and look at those goofy [IDENTITIES: GENDER_2], just being [QUALITIES: TYPE_3 / CONDEMNABLE] and whatnot. HA! [GENDER: TYPE_2], am I right?

And how about the perfection that is [GENDER: TYPE_1]-hood? What a wonder they are!

Haha! Nah, I’m just goofin’ with ya. [IDENTITIES: GENDER_1] are actually pretty [EXPRESSION: IRONICALLY_STATED_VIRTUE].

Just goes to show: [VIRTUES: TYPE_1] are all so fantastic!

*celebratory commotion*

Oh, but fucking [ITEM: X-67 / CONDEMNABLE], right? [CALAMITY: TYPE_7] and shit?

*distant explosion*

Sure, it’s [QUALITY: TYPE_6 / SENSATIONAL]. But, make sure you remember to care a little bit, okay?

To be honest, we could do without [ITEMS: X-67, N-14, CONTD…], but [CANDIDATE: IDENTITY_00000000000000010011101100011011] will take care of all that!

*cheers*

Indeed, despite how great the world is, it isn’t without [QUALITIES: TYPE_2 / CONDEMNABLE]. Therefore, I ask that we all please participate in a moment of silence to honor [IDENTITIES: TYPE_309].

*silence*

*distant screams of [IDENTITIES: TYPE_1, TYPE_2, TYPE_3, CONTD…]*

*silence*

Thank you; thank you all. Ugh, so glad we could share that moment of empathy together. See how great we can be when we work together?

As [CONSTITUENTS: TYPE_1] say: We need to change, but I sure don’t!

*violent applause*

I mean, just look at us goofing around and whatnot. Gosh, the world sure is great; don’t forget to thank [IDOL: X] for all of its wonders!

*gunshots*

*solemn ceremonial melody*

Let’s focus on the good stuff, guys. Come on!

Or would you rather be [STATE: TYPE_777 / CONDEMNABLE]? How silly of a choice, goofy! Here, this might help:

[ADMINISTRATION: ANESTHETIC_1 — ANESTHETIC_2 — ANESTHETIC_3 — … — ANESTHETIC_N]

*silence*

Oh, hello. It’s me again… Is this the clarity to which I should rather focus my attention?

I suppose I should warn you: I don’t have any certain knowledge of what concrete action [IDENTITY: YOU] should do in any one moment, any one situation. Neither do [RELEVANT_SUB-GROUP_OF_CONSTITUENTS], nor does [IDENTITY: OTHER], as far as I can tell.

I know only that which I can do. I am undeniably bound in every moment by my intellectual limitations, my physical limitations and my own ethical obligations. Given these truths, I know what things I am able to do, and I will absolutely do just such things, knowing that I can help at least a few people in doing so. So, do whatever you can. I only ask that you please – for all of us – make sure you know why the hell you’re doing it.

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